Masha Danevasha - Barstool Limerick

Barstool Limerick

Choking down a glass of sambuca
While eyeing a bottle of Bookers
Shocking eavesdropping nerd
Who has just overheard
That sometimes I enjoy a tall hooka





Notes:
Sambuca – a liquor most foul
Bookers – a most excellent Bourbon
Nerd – a male suffering from mental overcapacity and lack of social skills. Characterized by a tendency to go rigid or pass out when addressed by a beautiful woman.
Hooka – aka shisha, aka kalian; a waterpipe.

Masha Danevasha

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