Graeme Williams - Three Limericks

1.

There once was a gold digging rat,
Who married for money, so that,
Should his wife expire
Then he could retire.
But she left it all to the cat.

2.

A blushing young bride got a fright,
When it came to her wedding night,
As hubby undressed,
She screamed and confessed,
That she'd never seen such a sight.

3.

A woman was heard to complain,
'From eating I cannot refrain.'
But then, nine months later,
She went into labour,
And said, 'That explains the weight gain.'

Graeme Williams

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