Joseph Enright - Limericks

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into spaces quiet economical
But the good ones Ive seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones are seldom comical
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There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in the presbeterys chalice
The padre agreed
Twas done out of need
And not of religious malice.
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Dont worry if your lifes a joke
And your successes are but few
Remember that the mighty oak
Was once a nut like you! ! !

..........................................With thanks to George Coote............................

Joseph Enright

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