Michael Morris - Three Limericks

A good friend of ours called Maria
Seems to age every time that we see her.
But these harsh words I'll soften
We don't see her often
For Maria's careers in Korea.

A T.V producer named Moore
Made a programme called 'Sailors Ashore'
Though lewd, crude and rude
It was avidly viewed
The repeats on next week; Channel Four.


One fine day whilst at play on the shore
Our youngest grandaughter, aged four,
Built such a large castle
That with minimal hassle
She could squeeze, with some ease, through the door.

Michael Morris

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