Xmas Party by DognDust

All year long we've worked

Our fingers to the bone

Dealing with orders

And answering the phone



The boss is so delighted

Targets met every day

He's forked out for this party

And a minibus each way



The girls are dressed up to the nines

In sequins and fake fur

Sandra's turned up in her hot pants

So the guys all stare at her



There's a mad dash for the bar

And Liz gets there first

Jim the boss has coughed up fifty quid

So we can quench our thirst



The music's on, it's all request

They're playing Agadoo

Sharon's shaking for all she's worth

Kimberley's up there too



The food appears, we all dive in

Grabbing all we can get

Big Dave's plate is choc a bloc

He's waving his baguette



Bertha's dress is straining

Though she's been on the Atkins Diet

If they haven't laid on enough pork pies

There's bound to be a riot



Jim the boss grabs the DJ's mic

"Testing 123 all right

Thanks for your hard work.

Hope you have a smashing night"



The sales girls do the "Time Warp",

Joined by Larry and his mate

Liz from IT's drunk too much gin

and now she can't walk straight



They've got the mop and bucket out

Cos young Kevin's been sick

Forklift Fred has split his pants

And the lads are givin him stick



The DJ's playing "Last Christmas"

Big Dave and Liz are entwined

Sandra's canoodling with a handsome hunk

She'll miss the bus, but never mind



We've all enjoyed our party

Drunk loads of wine and beer

Wish you a merry Christmas

And a happy New Year