UOON UOON ICE CREAM

This rich delight is made with care by Michelin-starred cows and stirred with the tears of stressed-out unicorns. It includes: *Organic ice crystals* that are collected from glaciers by sherpas at dawn in the Himalayas *Madagascar vanilla beans* that were aged in old oak barrels that were used to hold Elon Musk's speeches *24-karat gold flakes* that are sprinkled on like cheese, done by someone wearing silky gloves * A wafer