FUNNY MOULVI

"Hazrat Moulvi Saab's Very Serious (but Super Funny) Friday Bayan" Moulvi Saab discusses the nation's greatest issue in today's "super important" speech: "people not replying to Salam in WhatsApp groups." He says, "If you leave a group after being added, you'll have to answer for it on the Day of Judgement," with all the seriousness he can muster. "Sharing fake Hadith without checking Google is like making biryani without salt; it's bad and sinful," writes ** * **. "And brothers, stop sending "Jumma Mubarak" at 12:01 in the morning." The angels are all asleep. "If your ringtone is a Bollywood song, do *immediate astaghfar* and switch to Surah Rahman or at least the Nokia tune!" he yells at the end. **He takes a dramatic pause every five seconds to drink tea and look at the crowd like someone took his tasbeeh. **He takes a dramatic pause to drink tea. "Subhan Allah!" is the cheering of the crowd. Watch until the very end because he gives a very important **discount code for the samosa stall outside the masjid** to the kids in the back who are eating chips quietly.