Teabaggin Machine

Due to the continuing controversy Teabaggin Machine is generating, and the misuse various nefarious people are committing, I thought I'd take a second to set the record straight:

It's like, Red Knight and I are starting a cult, and Ed's Position is Minister of Punishment. He has a specially designed wheelchair that allows his nuts to hang down to the ground. All the disciples that misbehave have to lay down on the ground and Ed rolls over them and his nuts drag over their face. Hence, Teabag Machine.

Any other use of this video (and thanks for all the letters) is, granted, creative but is not the original intent.

If you'd like to be part of the cult as an high level administration member, kindly state the position you'd like to have and why you are the right candidate for the job. Myself, I am Swami Salami, Guru of Go Nuts.