Stupid Questions Asked Online

Where does all the darkness go when you turn on a light?

Why do I have butterflies in my stomach?
For the past 3 days I have had a strange sensation in my belly...butterflies really. I am single and don't have a crush on anybody; is there a spiritual connotation to this? Could it be that something is about to happen or an indication that there is something I don't know? I have that sense of "oh my goodness, I can't believe this is finally happening to me", but really can't figure out what I could possibly want that bad. And these tummy spasms aren't going away!

Is it true if you cook a hotdog and let it cool down then by rule you have to call it a cool dog?

Why do people call me a chode at work?
When I do something good at work, people say 'nice job Chode'. When I ask what that means, they say its just a saying. What does it mean?

How can I get in contact with bigfoot, I have some questions I want to ask him?

Why are there school? is a point to it?
i dose not know why there has to be school

If a two year old hands you a toy phone, do you answer it?

If America is a country, where Canada and mexico are?

How do i become obese fast? I want to look good by the end of the year?

Is justin beiber's movie only going to play one day? The preview only said it was going to play on Febuary 11th so im curious...
The preview only said it was going to play on Febuary 11th so I'm curious...

I Sold my only car to pay for gas money, but now gas prices have come down. How do i get my car back?

I thrust my hips
In college if i see a good looking girl i thrust my hips straight in her direction and make a grunting noise. I was told to use this tactic by a friend, however i seem to be getting rather negative responses so far.
I literally stop, look at her, and thrust my hips straight at her and grunt rather loudly. Am i doing it wrong? Does anyone else use this tactic for attracting girls?

Is it wrong to hate a certain race?
my friends want to do a 10k instead of a 5k and i really dislike them!


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Deliberate Thought
Genre: Electronica
Time: 2:57 
Instruments: Synths, Choir 
69 BPM (Adagio - Somewhat Slow) 
ISRC: USUAN1100261
© 2007 Kevin MacLeod
Calming round electronic music with a nice delay... and a choir.
Calming, Relaxed 

The Path of the Goblin King
Genre: Soundtrack
Time: 3:26 
Instruments: Strings, Flute, Clarinet, Oboe, Celesta, Tympani 
89 BPM (Andante - Medium Speed) 
ISRC: USUAN1100873
© 2011 Kevin MacLeod

This is sort of "Spooky Light". It is dark yet playful in a sense. Good for fairy tales or light tension building. It has several small arcs in it - but loops back to the begging.
Mysterious, Relaxed