STAR CATS

CAT WARS
EPISODE 420: A NEW DOPE

1986 A.D.
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE
REBEL ALLIANCE WITH THE
PLANET OF TATTOOINE A
NEW DAWN APPROACHES BOTH
FOR THE REBELS AND THE
EMPIRE. CAPTIAN HERBERT
COMACHO JONES WAS FORCED
TO MAKE A CRASH LANDING
ON ENDOR WHICH IS HIS
HOME PLANET FOR SOME
REASON BUT FOR SOME
OTHER REASON IT IS
INHABITED BY GIANT
FLUFFY CATS NAMED
PRINCESS. LITTLE DO
THESE CATS KNOW THAT
CAPTIAN HERBERT COMACHO
LIKES TO HAVE A DANCE
PARTY. ALSO SOME OTHER
STUFF WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
HAD THE HARD DRIVE NOT
DIED LITEREALLY THE
DAY AFTER I FINALLY
STARTED EDITING THIS
THING LEAVING ME WITH ONLY
THIS TEST RENDER. THE WHOLE
THING I LITEREALLY ONALY
MADE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
AND DRANK TOO MUCH COFFEE
ONE DAY. GOD DAMMIT.
GOD I LOOK UGLY.
THREE EWOKS SHAT UPON
THEMSELVES GAZING UPONE
MY VISAGE.

OR DID THEY?

WILL THE PAWS OF JUSTICE
CLAW AT THE EMPIRE?
OR IS DARTH TATO UP
TO HIS SAME OLD NEW TRICKS?
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.....

OR WILL IT?