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A group of UCLA researchers studying yellow-bellied marmots in Colorado ran into an unprecedented problem when decades of traditional science funding suddenly evaporated. Facing automated federal cuts, they were forced to get creative, launching "OnlyMarms," a G-rated page on OnlyFans aimed at keeping a 65-year climate dataset alive through digital tips.

Behind the viral headlines lies a much deeper crisis across higher education. Court filings reveal that federal agencies bypassed traditional merit reviews, using broad keyword sweeps to instantly terminate billions of dollars in university research grants.

As institutions scramble to cover funding gaps, scientists are finding themselves competing directly with Hollywood marketing stunts and viral creators for basic survival.