Sarah Sisson - New Job (funny)

I need a new job. I need a new place
To look in the eyes of a new bosses face

It wasn’t my choice to leave where I was
And I wasn’t fired. I left just because…

…I wasn’t so comfortable with this chick
Who bounced all around and it made me quite sick

She spoke all about me, her tone was not fair.
I came up behind her and gave her a stare.

I said to her firmly that I would not take
her callous behavior. She’s terribly fake.

And other employees, they did slide her way
So I up and hightailed it, I fled away

Sarah Sisson

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