Randy Johnson - Green card

(This is a fictional poem)

A foreigner married a woman to get a green card.
But he had no idea that life would get so hard.
His wife took most of his money and when he complained, she kicked him in the nuts.
She cussed him out and she constantly kicked his butt.
She fed him dog food and peed in his oatmeal.
That was the last straw, he was going to get out of this ordeal.
He told immigration that he only married her to get a green card.
He was returned to his country and she was put behind bars.
He couldn't stay in America but he's happy because she's in jail.
But her cellmate is miserable because she's being put through hell.

Randy Johnson

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