Randy Johnson - Green and pissed off

(This is a fictional poem)

You put dye in my friend's water supply and turned his skin green.
I knew you were a low life but I didn't know you were that mean.
People laugh at him wherever he goes.
Children have rocks that they throw.
My friend got revenge by telling your wife about your girlfriend who is twenty-two.
Your wife beat you to a bloody pulp and then she pissed on you.
You've been talking about pulling another prank but I wouldn't if I were you.
Because if your wife finds out about your new girlfriend, it's untelling what she'll do.

Randy Johnson

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