RAJ NANDY - Burn That Horrorscope!

Oh damn you Rahu and Ketu!
And you Saturn too!
Please leave me alone,
For I know what to do!
You all have bugged me enough,
I have a blue sapphire stone,
Next time you call me,
I will bang down my phone!
Stop stalking me from now on,
Through my horoscope and charts,
I have torn them to shreds,
So don’t you act smart!

I am bold and strong now,
With a firm mental frame,
My fate I shall control,
My destiny I shall make!
I now walk with the lion,
I am a child of the sun,
Like Richard The Lion-hearted
My Crusade has begun!

RAJ NANDY

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