One Alarm Clock's Complaints

The problem is that people are going to http://OnlineClock.net and setting their alarm times. Then, they leave their computers on and the alarm at Online Clock dot Net wakes them up in the morning.

I'm telling you folks...you gotta stop OnlineClock.net...it's putting normal alarm clocks like me outta business!

Hey...maybe I could use that website myself?! Hmmmm...where's my laptop?