Alien Alarm ! From OnlineClock.net

Hello Earth People. We, the people of Mars, are ready to invade you. This is not a test. You want to know WHY we are ready to invade you? Because you are weak, Earthlings. You cannot even wake up on time to defend yourselves, or even mow the lawn. If you only used what we use on Mars - the online alarm clock at http://onlineclock.net, then you would wake up early enough to defeat us perhaps...but you are WEAK. You do not yet use the Online Clock in sufficient numbers to defeat us. You think you can challenge the people of Mars? Then visit the website at OnlineClock.net right now and set a free online alarm clock. It is indeed quite groovy, as your young people on Earth say. This is my challenge to you, Earthlings...if you cannot learn how to wake up using the free, internet-enabled Alarm Clock, then...you are all lost...and all of you will become our BREAKFAST, hahahahahahahah. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.