Ode to the evil Josef Fritzl

All together now...

Josef Fritzl spent most of his life,
Doing his best to deceive his wife,
Building a new life underground,
Despicable deeds a long time not found.

A cellar with the height of 5'6,
He raped his daughter, the fucking sick
bastard did it seven times,
Let's hope he now pays for his crimes.

No human contact, feeling trapped in a corner,
No visits from Nitty Nora the bug explorer,
What would have happened if they'd got head lice,
Still, doesn't that fucker look like Vincent Price?

It's unthinkable that for 24 years,
Amongst all the shouting and screaming and tears,
No-one stumbled upon his masterplan,
He even squeezed in a holiday to Thailand!

Trapped in the cellar, the stench was fowl,
Speech from the kids is an animal growl,
Neighbours saw things but pretended not to know,
It’s a sick twisted version of the Truman Show!

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