Domsez - BBC vs Facebook (30.01.08)

All together now...

A new B-B-C site to rival Facebook
But-it's-attracting all kinds of strange looks
I'll explain why it sounds completely dodgy
Attracting men-over-50 who are rather podgy

The B-B-C think the move is bold
Social networking for 6-12-year-olds
Has-Mark-Thompson-stopped-being-lucid?
This idea is incredibly stupid

The B-B-C is attracting paedos
Webchats, forums and selling DVDs
Doing-it-all in the name of freedom
More grist to the mill of their expanding kingdom

Kids don't *need* the internet
They don't need a social life just yet
During the week, they should be hitting the books
Not using MySpace, Bebo or bloody Facebook

If they do, it's so ea-sy,
To bypass security and join for free
Just put your age down as 103
And don't fucking waste my licence fee!

This whole idea is such a joke
Who'd want to a give a child a poke
The childrens' parents you are dissing
Mark Thompson, your brain is clearly missing