NO JOKE I SPOTTED UFO

Came out of my house and within 30 seconds I casually looked up towards the night sky as it was a kinda cold crispy night and the sky was looking awesome and I saw this thing blinking different colours and I instantly knew that's not a plane or helicopter or even a drone for a start it was like the size of a small family car and drones don't get that big but I knew it wasn't a drone there was no buzzing at all and if you listen you can clearly hear me cursing in disbelief