Nefarious Napstealers

http://thiefsleep.com - Nefarious Napstealers - We're the ones who take your naps easily and without remorse, with the help of organized crime members. We're where your sleep goes when you don't feel so refreshed in the mornings. We might be your cell phone ringing 2 minutes after you've fallen asleep. We're the dog barking 5 minutes before your alarm goes off. We're the kid selling candy for his school charity while you doze on the couch. We take your sleep and your naps and we don't let you have them in a way that is just downright criminal. Nefarious ? Yes! Nap Stealers? Absolutely!