Linda Winchell - 'I Think My Bladders Falling? '

I think my bladders falling!
I can't seem to hold my wee at all!
I dripped all over the store while out shopping
and almost caused some old guy to fall.

'CLEAN UP IN AISLE FOUR! ' was called
And I knew it had to have come from me.
Now I tried to make it to the womens room
but I couldn't seem to hold my pee!

This getting old stuff
isn't cracked up to be all that they've said.
Your bladder drops, your teeth fall out
you go stupid, and then your DEAD!

Why not just put me in a diaper now?
and place me, in a nursing home?
It is better than hearing it advertised
in the grocery store, of what I have done!

I guess I could have maybe waited
and not drank that extra cup of tea.
So I maybe wouldn't have felt my bladder dropping
and dribbled in the store, all that made me wee?

Linda Winchell

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