Linda Winchell - 'I Have A Bladder Infection'

I think I have another bladder infection?
I have been running last five minutes, about ten times!
And It has a strange funny odor to it!
Smells like I've swallowed a roll of pennies or dimes!

I went onto the internet
to make sure this was, what I really had!
They said to call my doctor, were they think I'm really that bad?
So I did just what they'd suggested!
Now the doctor wants to have me come in
and have my urine inspected!

Now peeing in a jar, is really NOT my style
As I sit and wiggle in the waiting room for awhile!
'Mrs. Winchell? ' the doctor will see you!


'DID YOU BRING IN YOUR PEE, IN THAT JAR FOR ME? '
Well I just wanted to crawl and hide under a chair!
'NO, It's a cup for you, would you care for a sip or two? '
I could have just hit her with it, but I didn't dare!

My urine sample was tested
seemed I had it right the first time!
The doctor said, that the reports had read
said that my urine had the color of red wine!

Medication should cure what ails ya!
Said that sweet witch doctor to me!
But I hope that no one took me up on that offer
to take a taste of what looked like red tea!

Linda Winchell

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