L'Invention du Rock

L'invention du Rock
by BuggZugg Drop
guest star : Buster Keaton
Music : Organik Trio
Pic 1 : Red Rock Coulee, by Christopher Martin
Film extracts : Three Ages (1923), Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women (1968)

Les Mémorables Fouilles du Professeur Codard 3
The Memorable Diggings of Professor Docky 3 (English subtitles)

L'invention du Rock

Contrairement aux idées reçues, le Rock fut inventé par Arnold Chorizo-Negro (1907-1879 avant Dieu).
En effet, Arnold, issu d'une vieille famille Roqueuse, fut le premier à prendre conscience de l'existence du roc. "To rock or not to rock".
Il commença par vendre des rocs, tout en continuant ses études sur la matière.
Il découvrit ainsi le lancer roc, le rouler roc, le baseball roc, le golf roc, et même la roc mobile.
On a trouvé en sa possession un roc gravé d'une inscription énigmatique attribuée aux RockBalls, peuple mystérieux habitant dans le Massmassusset.
Arnold y est probablement enterré entre quatre rocs.

Bonus
Sabines pratiquant le Lancer Rock
Bonus Extra
Lancer Rock réussi sur une autre planète
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The Invention of Rock

Contrary to popular belief, the Rock was invented by Arnold Chorizo-Negro (1907-1879 before God).
Indeed, Arnold, coming from an old Rocker's family, was the first to become aware of the existence of the rock. "To rock or not to rock".
He began by selling rocks, while continuing his studies on the subject.
Thus, he discovered the throwing rock, the rolling rock, the baseball rock, the golf rock, and even the mobile rock.
It was found in his possession a rock engraved with an enigmatic inscription attributed to RockBalls, mysterious people living in the Massmyssusset.
Arnold is probably buried there six rocks under.

Bonus
Sabine women playing the Throwing Rock
Bonus Extra
Successful Throwing Rock on another planet

Medieval rock, Rick dock,
Stoner rock, Soul rock, Rock and roll, Surf, Garage rock, Pop rock, Blues rock,
Folk rock, Country rock, Hillbilly, Crooner rock, Psychedelic rock, Roots rock, Progressive rock,
Jazz rock, Rockabilly, Glam rock, Solid rock, Base rock, Southern rock, Symphonic rock,
Funk rock, Space rock,Art rock, Baroque pop, Beat music, Britpop, Experimental rock, Chess rock,
Gothic rock, Instrumental rock, Jangle pop, Krautrock, Madchester, Pop punk, Emo, Roll'n'rock'nroll,
Rockoson, Group Sounds, Post-Britpop, Post-grunge, Power pop, Protopunk, Digital electronic rock,
Psychedelia, Electronic rock, Soft rock, Pussy rock, Alternative rock, Rap rock, Biological rock,
Aboriginal rock, Afro-rock, Anatolian rock, Bhangra rock, Sufi rock, Garage rock/post-punk revival,
Punta rock, Raga rock, Raï rock, Flamenco rock, Indo-rock, Nu metal, Pop punk, Indie rock,
hard rock, heavy metal, Glam punk, Industrial rock, Post-Britpop, Post-hardcore,
Christian rock, Punk rock, Heartland rock, Post-punk, New wave,
Salsa rock, Samba rock, Bossa rock, Rocky, Atomic rock,
Alternative metal, Grunge, Latin rock,
Metalcore, Post-grunge, Post-Rock, Jungle rock,
Retro-metal, Dry rock, Ball rock,
Cork rock,