Jimmy Jammer by Homer Loners

Burgers fill up my tummy,
They taste really yummy,
Yes these lyrics are shitty,
In the style of Owl City,
My heart bleeds as a sun dial,
Your juice maker makes me smile
One jar and eight guys,
Just as bad as fireflies,

I’m a jimmy jam jammer
And I jam in my jimmy jams,
I’m a jimmy jam jammer
And I jam in my jimmy jams,

You’re nearly as genius as a Genie,
Nearly as clever as a tweenie,
Oh you’re such a meanie,
And such a keenie,
Open your eyes to a camel,
Cover your nose in a flannel,
That will get very smelly,
Watch me on the telly,