Insane kitten vs. flat-faced abomination

I thought I'd take a little video of the black and white kitten being crazy and fighting with the pale lotus, but it just dragged on and on and on. I don't know if this kitten's mother was a crack whore or what, but this kitten just doesn't know how to stop being hyper. Well, sometimes it does act calm and it loves to cuddle and nap with its humanoid caretaker. But it really needs a new, permanent home ASAP. It was rescued only last week from behind a Quik Stop in the Arden area of Sacramento. And as I am typing this, it is sitting in my lap purring loudly and demanding attention.