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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?' - I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. - Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood.
My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine, unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. I'm sorry officer but I can't stop speeding... the earth is spinning way over the speed limit in this zone. -