Herbert Nehrlich - January Limericks

A surgeon called Stanislav Slaughter
took his blond anorexic young daughter
to a pigs' knuckle feast
(yes, the pig was deceased)
just one taste of the knuckle meat taught her.

A catholic preacher named Ed
who in some things was easily led
took a walk in the park
where he met in the dark
a young lady who took him to bed.

There is always our God-given hope
said the wise and well-salaried pope.
God will feed all the poor
and provide a quick cure
If it fails there is always the rope.

An old dentist named Doc Halitosis
had loose bowels and hyperhidrosis
all his fumes thus did serve
to subdue every nerve
he retired with psychoneurosis.

An urologist named Doctor Biddle
had a patient presenting a riddle.
When his dentures were in
he could pee with a grin.
With them out he could not even piddle.

She had taken her horse for a ride.
On the day she became a young bride.
In the honeymoon suite
she said Darling, I'm beat
thus she lied just to save her own hide.

Herbert Nehrlich

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