Grlz & Garrz

Foohr ku fyoohqr, suw piipl nuw yooh'l sii woomin and mii but not ku cor wik mrdrrrz insoyd.

Kis iz Dumplirr Coohrmiil'z woyf boy ku wey. Ugen
Ken key'l caal mii blac in suw menii difrrent weyz. Key'l flax loyts, taac xit etsetrru.

Oy dawnluwd stuf aaf ku net. Wut els? Geymz, vidz, stuf?
Naxunalitii nukirr.

Awt in ku uwpen suw ku huwl wrld cood sii, oy duwn't looc loyc u clawn? Invrslii, yooh'l asc woy iz hii kruwirr objects oohr qeysirr piipl. Iikr wey, blac!

Panu... and yoohniy... In ku episuwd uv...
Kis mf'z just blac

Kis iz but u sirrgl egzampl suw wen oy stop...


Updeyt: Masc! In Jumeycu, keyr'z lots uv foohrbiden frooht guwirr ohn. Kiiz piipl or qizld uwey frum keyr cunqriiz xrawdid in u 3 dorc meycirr 1 brawn roohtiin. Hiir'z u blac dorc scind muwldid qic wik cand contoohrz. Hav fun.