Gotham Hates Sprint!

My name is Benjamin Enzfelder. I have been a Sprint customer since 2001. I am convinced that whoever runs Sprint resides deep in the center of the earth where round table discussions are held among ancient deities who've been cast down and forgotten by God. There, they hatch their abysmal plans over plates full of meth-amphetamine and baby bone marrow. They're schemers...Schemers trying to control their little worlds. If you know anyone who suffers under the iron rod of this insidious phone provider, please send them a link. Together we can change the world. Let's start with Sprint.