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Leonard Kvetcher usually rambles on about failed love stories and occasionally the outside world. He's a bad, narcissistic poet with an emotional age of 15, like most of his friends, so it's no surprise he's still having girlfriend trouble at his advanced age. Poor Leonard could do with a few lessons in sexual politics.

He can't sing for toffee but fortunately he's heavily coached for every song by his musical partner, Muddy Slivowitz, the guy responsible for most of the music on all Kvetcher & Slivowitz tracks. He has an emotional age of 15 too, so he's no help there, but at least he can count the beat and knows what singing in tune means.

The multi-talented Muddy plays many instruments, including his latest fad, the musical saw, though we try very hard to discourage that one. But he does have a musical sixth sense that tells him immediately when a guitar string snaps, for example.