gershon hepner - phallotrope

Give a girl a little rope
if she is a phallotrope
and she’ll hang herself on you,
doing what you love to do.
Come, if she is phallophobic,
up for air and be aerobic;
with such girls you should not hang
if you’re looking for a bang.
Make sure you discriminate
between these types in case you date
a phallophobe you thought, myopic,
would turn out to be phallotropic.

gershon hepner

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