gershon hepner - Cougar

When you see a cougar
don’t reach for you Luger.
She’s right to be naughty
when she’s over forty
with someone who’s under
her age. It’s no blunder
for her, she can guide him
beneath her and ride him,
and show him her whip till
he shoots from the hip. Will
young men put in limbo
the young chick and bimbo,
and choose ones who’re older
and badder and bolder?

I make no prediction,
but cougar addiction
can solve that great issue
young women who diss you
create, if you’re twenty.
and running on empty,
though once you’re maturer
you’ll try to procure a
much younger gas guzzler,
who’ll tell you, as hustler:
“Since you’re close to fifty
you mustn’t be thrifty.”
The cougar’s redundant
once wealth is abundant.


(6/18/07)

gershon hepner

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