Fraud Pirate!

Be Honest! Who wouldn’t have slipped gladly into the role of a corrupt Somali immigrant senator or traitorous blue state governor and milk the local taxpayers for decades to fund you lavish life style and terrorist back home? Even for just an evening of exciting game play, who wouldn’t have happily gone on a journey of fraud in order to steal billions from citizens of a woke country? Today, you have the chance to captain a fraud pirate boat, travel to a land of stupid liberal white women with suicidal empathy and build your corrupt network among them. And like successful Somali senators before you, the captains in this game don’t know if they will reach their civilization collapsing graft goal either. Who will be the first to reach the defraud a woke Western city, turn it into a crime ridden shit hole, and return home to your clan in Somalia, laden with astronomical amounts of fraudulently earned cash, and distribute the booty? Leverage the woke, corrupt power brokers and the all powerful deep state to further your quest and block rivals from other clans. But watch out for the shipping lanes and the navy jets and, for sure, don’t let some other, even more evil, Somali clan claim your ill gotten loot. So, collect your clan, launch your boat, pull start that motor and set off for a fraud pirate adventure!