Donald’s Dithyramb

What started as a hardcore-crust punk protest song somehow escaped containment and mutated into something else entirely.

Featuring shouted call-and-response vocals, a toy piano that has no business being here, jingle bells that definitely have no business being here, and enough over-the-top political theatre to make everyone uncomfortable, "Dithyramb" is less a song and more a full-scale musical spectacle of absurdity.

Built from real political quotations and transformed into a chaotic farce, the song barrels forward with all the subtlety of a runaway shopping cart full of aardvarks. By the time the final scene arrives—complete with a flag-waving figure on a mountain summit—any resemblance to reality has long since disappeared.

Whether you see it as satire, parody, political theatre, performance art, or simply a musical train wreck, Donald's Dithyramb refuses to take itself seriously.