David Darbyshire - Ticket 'love'?

On holiday in Blackburn Lancashire,
and my name is D. Darbyshire.
I took a Double-Decker bus from the infirmary,
to the center of town, I sat upstairs.

This was my first time in England,
so I was a bit of a green horn.
The ticket lady came by and said to me:
Were are you going 'love'? , ticket 'love', change ' love'.

Well I was shocked, this lady who I didn't even know,
was totally in 'love' with me, as far as I could make out.
But this was not true, she was not in 'love' with me,
It's that in Lancs. there all warm and talk like that you see.
Right Love! , Chuffed to know ya Love! , Ok Love! , Bye Love.

David Darbyshire

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