David Darbyshire - King Kong

With King Kong
There's something Wrong
He has no Dong
Where it should Belong

He's got plenty of Ding
In his Swing
But the main thing
Where's his Ding Ding?

I think the King is sad
He's not been bad
But he would be Glad
If he had a Cock and Bag

P.S. What about Mrs. Kong?

David Darbyshire

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/king-kong/