Chuck Audette - Last Call (Salvation Libations)

sin fast!
it's late
and the holy water
is past
its expiation date

but
for thirstier transgressors
and confessors, more chronic
a tastier dilution -
the absolution vodka tonic!

Your shelf life is eternal
so buy the best one that we sell
with applications all internal
no one's ever gone to hell!



(expiation: the act of purifying of sin; atonement)
(absolution: formal remission of sin, as in the sacrament of penance)

Chuck Audette

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