Chuck Audette - Long Distance Bird Calls

In blue-white feathers a bird adorned
I saw from my bed this early morn
Against the sky, as he shrieked by
'do you know what he says? ' to my wife I sigh

'He's calling 'thief! ', in that raucous voice! '
My wife asks - ''Thief'? Is that by choice?
or in other countries does he utter
not in English, but another? '

'Hmm.. Blue Jays, I think, are an American bird -
at least as far as I have heard.
But what the heck -
there IS Quebec.
There it should be a different word
Where, it could be, that they shout 'Merde! ''

(If anyone knows what the French/Canadian version of this birdcall is, I'd love to know. For example, I hear that in Canada the White-throated Sparrow's song, is 'O sweet Canada Canada Canada' whereas in New England it's 'Old Sam Peabody Peabody Peabody')

Chuck Audette

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