Beijing 2008 Olympics Live Video Coverage

March 2, 2008: Thanks to the genetic fusion of a DV camera and egg timer, Future News Network, the yet-to-be merger of Newscorp, Time-Warner, the Berlusconi group, the Picayune Times and the cryogenised body of Rush Limbaugh, is bringing back to your present news from the future that you're evidently looking forward to.
Traveling back in time to the year 2008 - a live video report from one of the newest competitions at the Beijing Olympics -- the Dissident Run For Your Life 100 Yard Dash, with much more Technicolor than Leni Riefenstahl's 1936 fair and balanced reporting could ever hope for.

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