Any Help?

A message to (anyone) feeling this way: 'Hello. I'm new here because I have only just discovered such a place. I'm sure my problems would seem meagre in comparison to some other users, but I have nonetheless become weary of attempting to forge a reasonable life for myself. I am a clear failure on that count, and seek to end the struggle. Only three things prevent me, however. Firstly, I'd prefer a quick and painless 'exit' but do not know the best means, secondly, I have someone acting as guarantor on a sizeable loan (and whose lap my debt will fall in should I 'end it all'), and thirdly, I'm unsure as to where I'd be comfortable for my corpse to be found. If anyone could help or offer any advice on any of these counts, I'd appreciate it.'