Angelo Ventresco - Ike

I never met a man I really disliked.
Until at a party Imet a fellow called, Ike.
He was crude to the women,
and insulted the men.
His foul mouthed chatter never did end.
We tried to avoid him,
he took not the cue.
His voice became louder,
and cuss words did spew.
Annoying the partyers, men, women alike,
so pulling him close, I said, '' Ike take a hike. ''

Angelo Ventresco

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