Amy Winehouse: Back to Smack

All together now...

Amy's doing the new theme for Bond,
Has anyone heard of her across the pond?
She'd been denied a US Visa,
Why on earth are we trying to please her?

She got her Visa in the end,
So she could sing and drive them round the bend,
Luckily for them it came too late to get there,
So she did a satellite broadcast from her beehive hair.

Please shut your trap, your music's a bore
You sing like a strangled cat trapped in a door
Somehow her songs helped her win a Grammy,
I'd rather hear her do a cover of "Mammy"!

No wonder her music's so bloody drab,
She keeps whinging about having to go back to Rehab
I'd eradicate her from my mind if I could,
This woman with the accurate song title, "You Know I'm No Good".

She looks like the type, her arms she maims
But her album got plenty of critical acclaim,
Reports say she's on Methodone,
She needs to be put into a home

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