6 things that only happen during massive sales

1. Really, really, long lines... You thought leaving 3 or 4 hours before the store opens would guarantee you a top spot in the line? Think again. You already have a 100 people in front of you.
2. Loosing the only person you know... You thought this would be a fun moment with friends/family? Wrong! People are running everywhere and you lost your buddy.
3. Fights burst over anything... Everyone is fighting over some item, whether it's the $2 tee, or a $10 leather jacket, or your dream pair of shoes.
4. Everyone is your enemy... You can't trust anyone, not even the salesperson! (Well you can... maybe...)
5. Buying clothes too small... Great sales? Desperate measures?
6. Coming back to reality... After going through a hard time and buying bags of clothing... Then it hits you... You realize you spent to much money...