啓蒙 (Enlightenment)

Director Markus Uhl recently came second in a bitch hurling competition in Stockholm. Upon receiving his sparkling silver prize on the podium he said "I don't know what I'm doing here. You know that I don't know what I know you don't know. I thank you for my democratic election to this position. I thank Truman Capote, and goodnight." This series of events confirms three of the seven famous contradictions his arch nemesis and collaborator, Elliot Cooper, posed in his 7th manifesto of film making, The Isolated Finger.