You poked my heart

Three-year-olds argue about the weather, prove kids are basically tiny drunk people
This video of a group of three-year-olds debating the weather is both ridiculously cute and proves what we already suspected: toddlers are just little drunk people.

And it basically follows the pattern of every drunk argument we’ve had, ever.

First off, they’re basically arguing the same thing – he says it’s sprinkling, she says it’s raining, which really just boils down to degrees of damp. This is followed by the classic ‘because my mum said’ exchange.
And then little Ty goes off on a slightly surreal tangent, assuring himself: ‘You’re pretty and you’re not real. I’m real.’ Sounds much like drunk logic.

Before things end in an adorable tussle during which Ty claims he was ‘poked in the heart’. Not for the last time we suspect Ty.

Obviously, they were all friends again by the following morning. Like we said, tiny adorable drunk people.