YOU BETTER THINK PART 2

While all that is going on, the man ostensibly elected president, the guy forced to sit through Elon over-talking him in the Oval Office while holding his toddler, you know, Donald Trump, remember him? He's been amusing himself by putting his big preschool-sized magic marker signature on more and more executive orders. Many of them seemingly little more than passion projects of his that do nothing to bring down gas prices or help everyday Americans.

Like, you know, establishing a task force to eradicate non-existent anti-Christian bias in a country where the Supreme Court keeps ruling that Christians have the right to, you know, pray on the public school football field, refuse to bake cookies for or cakes for gay couples, or cover birth control at their businesses.

He's also ending the use of paper straws. Yes, I promise that is a real executive order. And renaming the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, which literally no one asked for, and no other country has to go along with, despite Apple and Google grovelingly taking the knee and updating their apps accordingly, like this is the Soviet Union.

Trump is taking that last one very seriously, to the point of his reality show administration retaliating against The Associated Press by barring its reporters from yesterday's Oval Office executive order signing because the AP has not pulled a Google Maps and capitulated to his demands. The AP continues to refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of Mexico because that is what it is called by everyone in the world except America.

On top of all that, Trump continues to push his delusional idea that he will seize control of Greenland, Canada, and the Panama Canal and "take Gaza and turn it into a real estate development" and be welcomed with open arms by the nearly two million Palestinians that he says he will still have displaced.