Ya MUM - mason the beaver

i know this guy called mason
he is a beaver
so i decided to threaten him with a
meat cleaver
(sorry i couldn't think of anything else that rymes)

he gets anoying
from time to time
he is soooo poor
that he can't afford a dime
(this is a really lame poem so don't read on)

he is brown and furry
and likes a good fight
he has a friend
called trystal wright

Ya MUM

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mason-the-beaver/