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”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”

The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: If they can’t get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. Yul Brynner

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough. Les Dawson

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

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