Wilfred Mellers - YOUR BOOTY ALSO

Your Booty Also
Written by: Wilfred Mellers, Saturday, April 16,2011 @ 7: 09 PM

A wondrous bumper and a thing of beauty
The sweetness of your ghetto booty
Appealing and delectable that juice bubble
That thing can surely put a man in some serious trouble

The way it bounces and shakes
O’ MY LORD! That thing can cause earthquakes
So hard to contain it by those skintight shorts
You need a delegation to serve as armed escorts

All the heads stop and glare at your rear my dear
What they would do just to get into your underwear
What naughty thoughts run through my mind
The contemplation of mounting it from behind

What a thing of immense joy
I would ride it a fortnight like I was a cowboy
I would hang on for dear life
Something that enormous causes trucks to jackknife

You have brought roundness to greater heights
Lock all the doors and turn off all the lights
The entire night with it I would cuddle
I am going to drive it until I am cripple

Watch, with it for hours I would wrestle
To paradise unbound for it is my sterling vessel
Trust me, I am not going to be with it wasteful
I have toys in my bag of tricks that are quite useful

I am going to smack that rump to watch the ripples
From the excitement my legs trembles
Haters want me to throw in the towel
Hey Pat Sajak! I still have cash so I’ll buy another vowel

Giddy up mare while I whistle
Tonight this horse I am going to wrangle
Say what you will, call me a showoff
This night I am going to ride it until the wheels fall off

Wilfred Mellers

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